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[17 Nov 2006|02:01am]
[ mood | amused ]
[ music | none ]

well, its 5pm on the 16th of december 2006 and this has been an update just because I discovered that my lj actually works and how fucking funny some of the stories are innit. wow. good times. 


UPDATE AWN NAW.x

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[31 May 2005|10:45am]
[ mood | and daises ]
[ music | DASHBOARD ]

OHHHHH Aye, what you are reading right now is not a hullucination, actually, I'M UPDATING MY LIVEJOURNAL! (awwn'naw.)

So aye, got sacked from work, applying for a new job.

Basically sit and get stoned is what I do.

Went to some chicks party in Airdrie on Saturday and it was baws.

My Mom and Dad are going away 22nd of June, SEMMMII?

Had such an amazing day yesterday.

Got the cold.

WAS A FUCKING WASTED WRECK on saturday night, OPTIMO? NNNaaaiiller.

Spewed for about 3 weeks and kissed some Irish guy for his scarf..?

Actually I don't remember anything. Winched the mush aff Cath.

Went to deep see world. Aye fucking terrifed.

Trying to quit smoking the el weed.

Been hanging out with Nicola so much, whom I love. xx

AND THATS THAT!

p.s PALFY WORKS IN URBAN OUTFITTERS and can't play drums or football. Go see him.

Cath is actually a legend.

And Lucy is a wee fucking shit, due to the main fact that she sent me a text at like 9am. Hence the early update.

Thankgod I just wrote that it reminded me I have to go get keys cut.

P.S I DROVE TO EDINBURGH! AND CATH DROVE AROUND EASTWOOD CARPARK IN 3RD GEAR! xx

BBBBBBBBBAAARRRBIIIIE-Q xx

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[04 Apr 2005|11:45am]

No updated in a fucking long time..

Now let me tell you why this is.

 

 

No, I shallen't. Basically, queen, weed n'all that jazz.

Class.

NAE WORK, SO EXCITED.

Imma get shtemin tonighto with my litttlee Lucc-ee. Festive indeed. Stephen has gone to America with the fear he will never return. But I said that.. so lets not assume the asumptious.

x

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[17 Feb 2005|12:37am]
today was festive.
i got a peugot 106
Iains party was actually hysterica. ME+JB=SHTEMIN.
work is smashing.
met loads of people, totally love everyone.
driving to work tommorow.
Wish it was the weekend.
want a new tattoo.
life is smashing.
Excitment fucks up your elbows.
I got an alkaline trio acoustic set, not in my bedroom, but my car. (even better)
I love my friends to death.
x
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[12 Feb 2005|10:45pm]

Well, today was bond with Mom day which I did.

We went to see spongebob the movie and it was amazing!

"THIS IS A MOUSE-TASH... SPONGEBOB.. IS HE A MERMAID?!" Quality.

Then my whole family and I went out for dinner and spoke about how lovely we are together.. Right ok, that's lies, but.. it's plausable. We did actually, however, go out for something to eat and it was nice. My older brother and I actually spoke and I said "Do you wanna try my noodles?" and he said "Aye geez sum".

So, tommorow shall be festive aswell.

Then work on Monday. ARGH.

Callum you better actually be proud of me.. ACTUALLY.

I have funny pictures from last night, BUT I cannot be arsed posting any of them, so..

 

 

k, whatever. I decided to post them. I have a split personality.

Keep in mind, I was actually shtemin and soaked by the rain. <3

JB, THE MORRA HEN.

Enjoy kiddies.

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[09 Feb 2005|07:14pm]

    Post memories here please:
Good or bad.
Something festive please <3

x

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[07 Feb 2005|10:03pm]
[ mood | relaxed ]
[ music | Old skool GD. ]

I hate when people try and make you guess what's really wrong with them. It's like, we're not all fucking mind readers. Why do people have really bad communication skills? I wish sometimes, people would just be blunt and tell me when I've fucked up. I hate when I come to the end of a really good book. I love work. I love the older atmosphere I'm around. I love the smell of their older coffee, perfume and ego's. It's like.. I feel like I belong. So, Yeah, work is perfect. Plus I have to dress fancy-like. I like it. I hate not acting/dressing my age. But, sometimes I just don't want to? Stupid fucks.

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[06 Feb 2005|01:33pm]
>
WARNING
claire is radioactive. Wear protective clothing at all times.

Username:

From Go-Quiz.com


AYE. Malled.
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[06 Feb 2005|01:05am]
[ mood | satisfied ]

P.s I'm listening to MrBrightside on repeat, perviously it being Pink Floyd- dark side of the moon <3

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[04 Feb 2005|12:22am]

                        50 Things You Should Know About Claire

 

1. I'm Claire

2. I hate life. But then, at the same time I love it.

3. I love boy attention, I love the ugliest boy in the world looking at me, because I know that at least someone does.

4. I usually settle for the worst.

5. I have low confidence in myself, not about my personality, but how I look.

6. I never try to impress anyone, I just let them try and impress me.

7. I hate everyone I go out with.

8. My bestfriend is Cath. I love all my friends.

9. When people say that would actually do anything for their friends, I wouldn't.

10. I love Boy Meets World, Tucker, The OC, chewin' the fat and Still Game.

11. I like fake cheese.

12. I burp constantly, and am never ashamed.

13. I fuck people about who love me, and never care that I do it.

14. Usually, if people get close to me I hate them and tell them to stop it.

15. I'm scared of commitment..

16. Relationships

17. Glass

18. And sharks.

19. I want my first kid to be a girl.

20. Yip, thats right, I do want to actually have those things.

21. I want to be dependant.

22. Right now, I would die without my Mom, even though I say she hates me, she doesn't.

23. I hate lies

24. I hate people who tell you that they're your friend, then talk about you behind your back.

25. I totally love my younger sibbling, Stephen Mark McGhee.

26. I smoke quite a lot of weed.

27. I will be an alcoholic soon.

28. I am a total book worm. I read all the time and I'm not afriad to admit that.

29. I never masterbate.... In the shower

30. I'm 19 this year.

31. I sometimes wear glasses.

32. I have loads of Betty Boop stuff.

33. I feel like I'm totally falling for a boy, and I'm so scared; I constantly think about it, and the slightest change in my day makes me think about it even more.

34. I thought that I might have been Bisexual for about a month.

35. I've kissed 19 girls.

36. I've kissed about 519 boys.

37. I've had sex about 9times.

38. I have the worst habit of cracking every bone in my body the moment I wake up, then it continues throughout the day.

39. I have a scary obsession with teeth.

40. I never really achieve anything I want, and as I said, I always settle for the worst.

41. I love cinnamon.

42. I would get plastic surgeory if it was offered to me for free.

43. I never want to be rich.

44. I'm myself around everyone. I never put on faces for different people, I'm just me.

45. I totally believe theres a difference between love and being in love.

46. I like sex, and I'm a slut.

47. I think I believe in God.

48. I shave my pubic hair (doesn't everyone now?).

49. I used to cut myself.

50. I love my family dearly.

 

ta da x

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[03 Feb 2005|06:41pm]

Well, I had a job interview today.

I got the job, which now means I'm a successful business woman. No it doesn't, but I will be someday.

 

Anyways, the pay starts at £8.50 and hour plus commision you make selling products, which is good.

I never actually thought I'd persue a career in sales, because in all honesty, it never has appealed to me. Now, I get to wear business atire and get paided a hansom ammount.

Life is yet, still wonderful x

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[31 Jan 2005|07:27pm]

I have one request for my Valentines Day event.

Although the holiday doesn't mean very much to me, I do however want one thing.

 

Alkaline Trio ACOUSTIC set in my bedroom. <3

If you could all consider this and get back to me.. I would appreciate it very much.

 

Love love x

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[30 Jan 2005|02:56am]
[ mood | weird ]
[ music | Film- Eternal Sunshine ]

Today was fun.

Cath and I went into town at 10:30 to work. I was so chonged. We did our business and John found us standing at the bottom of Buchanan Street with a foreign guy, who was quite intense and bought a pipe.

After this, the three of us just hung out for a while, then went to central to get Lauren.

We bought cider and blackcurrent.

Sat at clydeside. CATH SHAGGED A 26 YEAR OLD WUMAN.

Ruth got me thee cutest pen and.. stickers? And her letter was adorable. She is super sweet and I love her.

Then, bad stuff happened with Cath. She was sad. She came home to mine. Now shes lying in my bed sleeping.

I love her.

I hate myself though, which is understandable huh? I always do really stupid things that just make me more confused than I already was, in the beginning

 

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[25 Jan 2005|04:50pm]

I love life.

 

I'm at that point where everything is perfect.

 

xxx<3

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[23 Jan 2005|01:20pm]

Today was so fucking fun! I had so much fun with the best people ever, and it made up for yesterday being rather shitty.

So saturday was really quite crap, and it would be pointless for me to update about Saturday.

Sunday: I woke up and got dressed and whatnot, and took my little brother along with me into town. I met Sean on the train and we went and met Lauren-HEN in central. Because central is thee place to be seen these Sundays. Then we just kinda stood about and introduced my crazy little "wrestling obsessed" brother to Lauren. They were aquainted by my little brother perhaps saying "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT?" And then the relationship evolved from there. By the end of it, he was dancing for her.

So I met Cath, who I love so dearly, and we had a lovely wee chat and whatnot, just explaining pish really. It seems everytime I see her, no matter how long we havent or have seen each other, I love her more. The same with all my friends really, but just slightly moreso with her. Then we were in McDonalds, just throwing toys at each other (each other being: Lauren, CLAIRE MCCABE! YEY! <3 Cath, Stephen, et moi.) and Cath starts crying. Just like the Tenerife picture. So we eventually left there and went home, after a day of borders, handem, and some other shops. It was festive. ( I AM WEARING GREEN DAMNIT!)

P.s Danny is now my friend. And my little brother is not a t-bone.

<3

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[24 Dec 2004|08:30pm]

 

 

EMO CORE.

Aye, today was so festive and its worth such a brilliant update!

Well, I met sean at 1, and we got the train into town and snuck out. GOOD TIMES. Then we went to starbucks and has a brown sugar fights and decided that people who made the billabong logo used brown sugar. Then I got a drink and we spun coins waiting on Cathxcore and Ruthxcore coming in. Eventually they showed up and we all exchanged gifts! It was so chrismassy! I was so happy. then Ruth took this picture.. and its actually a good picture of sean.. just so happens that Im there. BAHAHAHA In yer area. U well want a shot a me.

 

So anyways ruth, sean, cath and I went to Handm and just looked around trying hats on.

Then we just shopped and had fun.

ITS XMAS EVE

Fucking minted.

p.s sean touched my bum on the escalator :O

<3

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[22 Dec 2004|10:01pm]
Went to see This July. Very good live indeed, indeed, indeed.

stayed ay caths.
now Im sick.
Jellybean is fucking off 2 america for AGES! (a few days)
and saturday is christmas.

what more could u want in an update?

x
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[13 Dec 2004|04:25pm]

This weekend has been pretty fun. Well, last weekend.. or ya'know? Whenever it was.

 

A few of us went and got pissed b4 FATA. A few being me, Cath, Jb, Lorena, Lesley, Julie, Beth, Louise Micheal,Laura, Katie this random chick called emma? It was tres fun.. but then some people passed out in central (LAWL) and didnt make it to FATA, which sucked alot. So besides that, Fata was fun. Support bands were shitty, but we can't all have everything now, can we?

 

Went into town with Cath yesterday coz she stayed with me, and tried to get tuners for my Guitar. No such luck. Then we met katie and jellybean in central.. OHH lol and gav. We went and got chips then I went home coz I had a guitar lesson. I talked to my Mom last night when I came home about alot of things that have happened and she took me out and bought me loads of DVD's and made me soup!

It was fun.

I had a kool weekend.

Hopefully a repeat of the drunkness next weekend guys? YUM.

Claire <3

ORAL.

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[06 Dec 2004|05:15pm]

 <3

          J A M E S

This is my wee special update for James, basically because he is truely AMAZING.

He's such a great person and we're the funniest people when we're drunk. <3333

BREED 77 YA CUNT. x

<3

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[06 Dec 2004|12:15pm]

UPDATES! UPDATES!

 

Anyways, weekend has been fun, as always in this beeeaautiful country.

 

Saturday- Oh fuck I got so drunk and hung around town with Lauren and whatnot.

Then we went back to central and met a few others there, Oh and I saw Big Sean (TOF) which of course was Brilliant. Later, Cath arrived and I was stone cold sober. I was with James and we all walked around just having the usual best laugh ever. It was fun. Cath and I decided we were hungry and went to CBK to eat. This little man sitting next to us kept looking at Cath and I, so we ate ice cream and left. Then we went to Polo Lounge coz Cath's a dyke, and it was pish. I was already drunk and beating Cath to death with an umbrella with shoes on it. We then decided to go home to mine coz, that was the cool thang to do, and Cath ate all the candy from my house... AND drank all my orange juice, which btw, JANE says, you better be replacing. It was indeed a fun night.

 

Last night was AILD, and it was fun to see them again. I MET CALLUM of the kool kind lol. (dont wanna write name) and we hung out and spoke. It was an amazing night. Jellybean, Katie, Gav and I all walked up from central coz Gav said it would take 3miles to walk there. Instead, we arrived at the garage finding a cave woman or as we called her (X,Y) and kept touching her. I then got the train home with Banna and that was it.

I got my third wee AILD signatures, and I was all happy.

GUITARIST=SEX. mmmmmmmm tasty.

That was that.

<3

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